funni responses Roasts for Someone with a Perm

Roasts for Someone with a Perm?  If your friend just got a perm, it’s officially open season for jokes — all in good fun, of course! You can’t let those bouncy curls slide by without a few hilarious roasts. Start light: “Bro, did your hair just lose a fight with a plug socket?” or “You look like a 1980s backup dancer who time-traveled to the wrong decade.” For extra spice, toss in, “Your hair’s got more waves than the ocean but less control than Wi-Fi.”

When they start bragging about their new “style,” hit them with, “Oh, that’s not a style — that’s a cry for help… from your hair follicles!” or “Did you ask for the ‘poodle deluxe’ at the salon?”

If their curls are extra tight, you can joke, “Your hair looks like it’s trying to escape your head,” or “You could bounce a coin off that perm and lose it forever.”

But remember — the best roasts are playful, not mean. End it with something cheeky like, “I’m just jealous — I’d get a perm too, but I’m scared I’d end up looking like you!”